Welcome
Hello. Thanks for dropping by! I initially planned on permanently leaving this section "under construction" because I really didn't know what to write here. Apparently, the Space Ninja with the powerpuff girl voice didn't like the idea. I told him that it wasn't his blog. He wasn't best pleased to say the least. Powerpuff Ninja, steam coming out of butthole and everything else in between, said that if I didn't write anything, he'll get evil doctor rocket science monster with capabilities to destroy the entire universe to hurt me. I have a really strong feeling it would be very, very painful. I have an even stronger feeling the doctor that Powerpuff Ninja mentioned wasn't the kind of doctor that helps sick people. Okay, I think I'm safe now that this section has been filled. I will try my best to update my blog regularly. Say....once every three months? But then again, who in the right frame of mind would want to read my entries? And, no! The Space Ninjas do not count! They are sick and twisted!
About Me
A few days back, I was flipping through a particular magazine. I can't remember which but I came across this really interesting article in it. The article was about how one can reduce the risk of bowel cancer by properly introducing oneself in his/her blog.
I think the writer was high on drugs when he wrote that article but I'm going to give him benefit of the doubt. For once, I'll write (try to) a proper introduction of myself. So here goes...
I'm a 23 year old human being. My father's a vacuum cleaner and my mother's an apple tree. I have two younger brothers. They're both in their 40s. One's a hyena and the other's a cough syrup bottle. We have a very difficult time communicating.
On New Year's Eve I fell out of my friend's bedroom window and the only thing that broke my fall was the fact that I had a little confetti in my hair. Needless to say, I walk around with confetti in my hair and I think you should too because it might save your life one day should you happen to fall out of your friend's bedroom window.
I have a female cat. Her name's Chipsmore and I think she's currently possessed by an evil spirit or demon. She's been doing a lot of horrible things lately. She'd swear at everyone in weird foreign languages. Swahili's her personal favourite.
She forces my brothers to wipe her smelly ass with wet tissues each time she farts...that amongst other evil things. I'm thinking of getting an exorcism performed on her but I've not found anyone who's able to perform it on a cat. I sent her to the SPCA the other day so that they could put her down but it turned out to be a really bad idea. The vet who tried to inject her with ratpoison ended up jabbing herself with it. She died. I have a strong feeling Chipsmore did it. So yeah, if you know anyone who does, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do let me know. But it has to be someone who's really really good at it. Otherwise he or she will end up dead. Like the SPCA vet.
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